Scanning my junkmail inbox this morning, my eyes stalled on an item titled “Mountain Poetry.” Crap, doubtless, but I was just curious enough to click. This is what I found (presented with only minor redactions, pinky swear!):
Doubly ahead, past date
Bequest surprised him.
Users snippets widely online.
Zero Mostel sour.
Crushed along slew in woes.
Deceptions in risk! Seriously extending Cleveland!
Spotlight feet beginning Lillian or Hellman.
Elect god. avoid conflict.
Profit is scheming.
Retirement. Cozy night for foam bedding.
Zero Mostel sour?!